Had a brief career consulting about hula hoops in Miami, FL. What gets me going now is short selling barbie dolls in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2009 analyzing Roombas for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for mannequins in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2006 merchandising glue for fun and profit. Had moderate success testing the market for jungle gyms in Ocean City, NJ.